Random-ness: Mr. History's Spirit Week

The only spirit week I like is Mr. History's spirit week. Monday Is Wash Your Hands And Flush The Toilet For A Change Day, Tuesday is Be A Decent Human-being In The Hallway Day, Wednesday is No Meds Day, Thursday is Do Your Homework Day and Friday is Be Nice to Someone Not As Smart As You Day. I think it's brilliant!

My Opinion On Everything But Politics: Eigth-Grade Boys

In my humble opinion, the male class of human between the years of 8-18 are the dumbest organism in this whole freaking world. Its like some kind of unpreventable disease eats up there brain and makes it impossible to act like normal humans. They are rude and evil. This one kid i call squirrel-boy (he looks like a squirrel) call one of my some-what by-polar friend that she was a fat slut (which is not true at ALL). I mean, Who DOES that?! And there's this guy in my drama class who keeps saying things like "i know you want my wiener" and "you want to see my dike-cookie?"
Only a very sick person would say those things to me because I am a very big girl and could probably beat him up (which I am very tempted to do). There was a guy Toby (by the way, Toby is the only sensible boy I know) use to walk with and he was a Total preve. You can hear all about him on Aubree's Blog which is My Own Tomorrow.
Anyway, that is my opinion on eight-grade.

My Opinion On Everything But Politics: Twin Day

As many of you know, I absolutely hate spirit weeks because I hate our school because its full of people like codename girl thighs ( ask Becca)and D.S ( known to us as the grossest thing ever [you all know him]). But the day I utterly despise most is the legendary Twin Day. Me and Aubree are twins and (1) we do NOT dress alike, (2) we do NOT finish each others sentences, (3) we do NOT spend our weekends shopping with each other, doing our nails or any of that crap and (4) we are NOT BEST FRIENDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So we tend to find twin day stereotypical. Yes, we are able to read each others mind most of the time and we sometimes have the same dream. But we do not have the same finger prints so we are not the same person. Anyway I hate everybody who thinks this day is and I quote "fun". Opinion Finished

Moive Reveiws: Mama Mia!

The new movie Mama Mia ( based off the Broadway play [ which was based off ABBA songs]) has great songs and a good plot but is incredible chess-y, But that's what happens when you turn Broadway to the big screen. It's about this girl who wants her Dad to walk her to the alter on her wedding day but she has three possible dads. So she invites her dads over and the movie unfolds to an incredible musical. On my amazing scale of awesomeness the movie gets a 9 (just 'cuz it's not over 100 doesn't mean I didn't like it, it's just not as good as Ever After in my humble opinion

You know whats werid....

• The only 15 letter word that can be spelled without repeating a letter is uncopyrightable
• Cats have over one hundred vocal sounds, while dogs only have about ten.
• Dueling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are registered blood donors.
• The phrase "rule of thumb" is derived from an old English law which stated that you couldn't beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb.
• Every time you lick a stamp, you're consuming 1/10 of a calorie.
• If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle; if the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle; if the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes. (note: if the rider's head is up the horse's rear, the rider died a politician.)
• Clans of long ago that wanted to get rid of their unwanted people without killing them used to burn their houses down - hence the expression "to get fired." ( do you think it will work on my new neighbors?!)
• What do bullet proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers and laser printers all have in common?-- All were invented by women. ( once again proving we ROCK HARD)
• Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the US Treasury.
• Coca-Cola was originally green
• Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis is the longest word in the english langunge. It is a fancy word for silicosis

Movie Reveiws : Ever After

Drew Barrymore stars as Danielle (Nicole) and Dougray Scott plays Prince Henry in this great re-telling of Cinderella. In starts out as most Cinderella story's do. The dad marry's a evil stepmother (Anjelica Huston) and with them comes two stepsisters, one way nicer than the other. The dad dies and Danielle is made into a maid. Anyway, the stepmother is in huge debt and sells all the servants save for Danielle and two other women. One of theirs husband is about to ship off to the Caribbean. To save him, Danielle impersonates a Duchess. The prince meets Danielle when she is trying to save the servant. the story goes on in a great Romantic way an is prefect for a girls movie night. It has forbiden love, funny comments, a great plot, and PRETTY DRESSES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! On a scale from 1 to 10 I give it a 100,000,000,000,000,056.

Mircowave Meals 411

It may come as a surprise to you ( you know, given my soupier brownie recipe) but I am not aloud to cook when there is no adult to supervise. Yeah, it's because somehow every time I cook, food poisoning comes along. How weird is that? And because of the whole salt sugar mix-up. And something about me mixing up a teaspoon and tablespoon (there's a difference?!). Anyway, microwave meals are my best friends ( sorry Buggy, but I can't eat you or heat you up in less than SIX minutes). Don't be fooled, though. It took me a long time to master the art of frozen-package cooking. But to make things easier on you, I will share my secrets:

1. Buy the meal



2. put in freezer ( do not leave it out or it will MELT!)



3. take out when ready to eat



4. unpacked



5. place in microwave ( not toaster)



6. Put on for 3-6 minutes (NOT SIX HUNDRED MINUTE'S. There NOT brownies)



7. Take out of microwave ( preferably before it starts on fire)



8. Eat ( without poking yourself in the eye)

My Brownie recipe

Ingredients:
Bowl (preferably one without holes)
oven ( tempter varies)
Box of brownie mix
eggs (usually 2-3)
Milk or water (console the box on this one)
oil (teaspoon or tablespoon, which ever one is closer)

With out hurting you're self, open brownie mix. It sounds easy, but being smarter than material objects is really hard for some people ( ahem, Aubree). Then mix in the eggs, oil, water/milk. If you're having trouble with this one, try putting in the items in one at a time. VERY IMPORTANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If you are under the age of 8, accident prone, plain-out stupid, or too short to reach the dial, have an adult help you pre-heat the oven. Grease pan without spraying yourself. Pour brown liquid-y stuff in the pan. Make sure it's the right brown liquid-y stuff!!!!!!!!!!!!! Put on timer for somewhere between 30 to 60 mintues (look on box if you're not sure) and put pan inside. Take out when timer beeps and enjoy!

Movie Reveiws : Prince Caspin

In the second Narnia movie, 1,300 years has past and Narnia is under the rule of Telmarines (evil guys). The movie starts with prince Caspian (the hottest actor EVER) running away from the castle because his uncle is trying to kill him. The Prince calls Peter, Susan, Edmund, and Lucy and they save Narina. This movie has great battle scenes, the right amount of hot guys, plenty of witty comments, a great plot, and very pretty dresses. On a scale from 1 to 10, I give it a 20.

My The Top Ten EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW's

1. Preves who thinks it's cool to be preve-y
2. Speedo ( the guy kind)
3. Bugs. What? they CRAWL ON YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
4. Reptiles ( or people with scale-ly skin)
5. Old guys commenting on your clothes ( that means they're paying WAY to much attention)
6. Health class ( need I say more?)
7. Dead birds ( my dog thinks it's very polite to give them to me)
8. Rodents ( very bad memories with this one)
9. The guys my sisters like ( you would feel the same if you met them)
10. USF ( Unidentified School Food)