Cooking Lizzie style: Cereal

Many people believe that cereal is easy to make. IT IS SO NOT AS EASY AS IT SEEMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I usually don't eat breakfast so I didn't ever really practice making cereal because I was under the impression THAT IT WAS EASY! Anyway, I found out you can make a Hugh mess so, since I know some of you people, I am going to tell you how to make a bowl of cereal.

1. Get a Bowl (one without holes)
2. Get the Cereal (make sure it's cereal and not rice or something like that)
3. CAREFULLY PUT THE CEREAL IN THE BOWL!
4. find the milk (IF IT"S EXPIRED DON"T USE IT)
5. pour milk into the bowl (try not to spill it all over the table)
6. Get a spoon. ( it's the round one without the holes Toby)
7. Eat WITHOUT HURTING YOURSELF (Toby)

Mircowave Meals 411

It may come as a surprise to you ( you know, given my soupier brownie recipe) but I am not aloud to cook when there is no adult to supervise. Yeah, it's because somehow every time I cook, food poisoning comes along. How weird is that? And because of the whole salt sugar mix-up. And something about me mixing up a teaspoon and tablespoon (there's a difference?!). Anyway, microwave meals are my best friends ( sorry Buggy, but I can't eat you or heat you up in less than SIX minutes). Don't be fooled, though. It took me a long time to master the art of frozen-package cooking. But to make things easier on you, I will share my secrets:

1. Buy the meal



2. put in freezer ( do not leave it out or it will MELT!)



3. take out when ready to eat



4. unpacked



5. place in microwave ( not toaster)



6. Put on for 3-6 minutes (NOT SIX HUNDRED MINUTE'S. There NOT brownies)



7. Take out of microwave ( preferably before it starts on fire)



8. Eat ( without poking yourself in the eye)

My Brownie recipe

Ingredients:
Bowl (preferably one without holes)
oven ( tempter varies)
Box of brownie mix
eggs (usually 2-3)
Milk or water (console the box on this one)
oil (teaspoon or tablespoon, which ever one is closer)

With out hurting you're self, open brownie mix. It sounds easy, but being smarter than material objects is really hard for some people ( ahem, Aubree). Then mix in the eggs, oil, water/milk. If you're having trouble with this one, try putting in the items in one at a time. VERY IMPORTANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If you are under the age of 8, accident prone, plain-out stupid, or too short to reach the dial, have an adult help you pre-heat the oven. Grease pan without spraying yourself. Pour brown liquid-y stuff in the pan. Make sure it's the right brown liquid-y stuff!!!!!!!!!!!!! Put on timer for somewhere between 30 to 60 mintues (look on box if you're not sure) and put pan inside. Take out when timer beeps and enjoy!