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The school's computers won't lewt me on facebook. :(

My life And other things people don't care about

Guys, I have been bitten by the Twlight bug. I cried when Edward left.

The EDT.

So we all knoe the EDT (evil drama teacher) right? Well geuss what she did? She made me come to school on A SATERDAY, before 10 o'clock ON A SATERDAY, until four a clock ON A SATERDAY, so she could yell at me and the rest of the cast and crew. ON A SATERDAY. Plus I had to act nice and pleasant with all the jerks and drama Queens ON A SATERDAY!!!!!!!! I can't wait till this all ends. So I can sleep on A SATERDAY and not be yelled at ON A SATERDAY and not have to act nice to the jerks and drama queens ON A SATERDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Poor Kid

So my little sister showed me this video on YouTube called Dave after dentist or something like. It has this kid who had to be drudged for something is in the car coming home and he's freaking out and all his parents are doing is video taping him!
And then, to make them seem like worse parents, they post it on YouTube so his peers can use it against him! child protection services should already be at those people's front door.
And one more thing, If any of you ever video tape me while I'm high or drunk or something and place on YouTube, I will KILL you! This goes out to Micah because she is the most likely to be high with me and cause she has a video camera.

Random-ness: Bolt!

You know the Disney movie Bolt? And you know that part when Rhino is about to join the team? I have that dialogue memorized!
Bolt-The Road will be rough,
Rhino- I have A ball
Bolt- There's no turning back
Rhino-I guess I'll just go with the punches
Bolt- Easy won't be a part of the equation
Rhino-Is that a Promise?
Bolt- We're going to the belly of the beast, Danger in every turn
Rhino-i eat Danger For breakfast!
Bolt- Rhino Are you hungry?
Rhino-Starving!


I know. I'm a loser.

My life And other things people don't care about: My New Obsession

I have a new obsession. Yes, it has to do with books. I have fell in love with the Harry Potter books. Now I know why it's a best-seller. They're freaking amazing! I have only read 1-3 because my neighbor has them and said I could borrow them, but she left town earlier than she was suppose to so now I am book-less. People who know me know what a terrible plight this is for me, so now i am writing on my blog to keep from going insane because my sister are pushing me off the chair of sanity! Plus, I really want to read the next book in the series, so I'm going mad from that too. So to entertain myself, I am going to rate books on a scale from * to *****.

***Ella Enchanted. It was a good book. My favorite for many years, but I out grew it.
*Memoirs of A Geisha. The book was interesting enough, but then the girl got stupid and I can't stand stupid people.
*********************************************The Inkheart Trilogy. Earns The Most Freaking' Amazing Books Ever Award. Had the best ending I have ever read in my entire life. It also has the best writing I have ever read.
************* The 1-800-Where-R-you series. First of all, There by Meg Cabot and anything by Meg Cabot is awesome. Secondly, It's about an @#$ kicking' girl with ESP (xtra super powers) and whats more amazing than that? (besides hot British soccer players)
*************The Mediator series. Ditto.
************* Maximum Ride Series. Take Meg Cabot out of the last two and replace it with James Patterson and you've got the same thing.
*******sisters Grimm. Love the twisted Fairy tales, hate having to wait for the next book.
***********************************Harry Potter (the books I've read so far). All I can say is AWESOME.

Cooking Lizzie style: Cereal

Many people believe that cereal is easy to make. IT IS SO NOT AS EASY AS IT SEEMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I usually don't eat breakfast so I didn't ever really practice making cereal because I was under the impression THAT IT WAS EASY! Anyway, I found out you can make a Hugh mess so, since I know some of you people, I am going to tell you how to make a bowl of cereal.

1. Get a Bowl (one without holes)
2. Get the Cereal (make sure it's cereal and not rice or something like that)
3. CAREFULLY PUT THE CEREAL IN THE BOWL!
4. find the milk (IF IT"S EXPIRED DON"T USE IT)
5. pour milk into the bowl (try not to spill it all over the table)
6. Get a spoon. ( it's the round one without the holes Toby)
7. Eat WITHOUT HURTING YOURSELF (Toby)

Things That erk me off the chair of sanity

1. People how say I'm rich just to make my life seem so much easier than theirs. My Life is fairly nice, but it's not easier than theirs (most of the time)
2. People who ruin their phone so they can get a new one!!!!!! PEOPLE THAT IS TOTALLY STUPID, BRATTY, AND SELFISH!!! a FAMILY OF 6 IN HAITI COULD FEED THEMSELVES ON THE MONEY YOU SPEND ON 5 NEW CELLPHONES A YEAR!! BTW, I did not purposely destroy my phone AND i didn't get a new 1, i only have my moms old one because she was just about to get an up-grade.
3. People who think they're better than you because of their size, popularity, virginity status (as in no longer a virgin), athletic ability, grades, musical ability, Looks, and how many boyfriends they've had.
4. People who say I am lesbian because I don't want a boyfriend right now. I believe that we shouldn't be dating at our age because it just cause unneeded drama, pregnancy and abortion.
5. People who think it's o.k. to make others life a living hell.
6. People who blame me for something I didn't do without any Prof that i did it.
7. People who abort their babies. I don't care if you can't take care of it, YOU were Stupid to have sex in the first place, with or without protection. The baby shouldn't be punished for your mistake. Think about it, you might be killing the next Mother Teresa or Gandhi or Thomas Edison. If you can't take care of it, put it up for adoption.
8. People who tell me I'm dumb for believing in Jesus. I would rather belive in something good instead of something horrible.
9. My mom constant nagging.
10. My sisters ( I have 4 sisters who won't LEAVE ME ALONE)

Clueless

Today, My english teacher left a note on the door to meet at a different room. When me and two other people went there, this crazy thing happened: Our English teacher was in there! Weird right? So we were all waiting there for the rest of the class to come for like 5 minutes after the bell. My teacher went to our normal room and Lo behold! there was the rest of the class with the note on the door, in plain sight. This is a classic example of the kind of people I have to go to school with. I'm not asking for much, I just want people to accuqire some common sense.

Random-ness: Friends The show

There's this awesome show called Friends and there's a character that's totally clueless and fun like MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. She's my bestest buddy!