The EDT.

So we all knoe the EDT (evil drama teacher) right? Well geuss what she did? She made me come to school on A SATERDAY, before 10 o'clock ON A SATERDAY, until four a clock ON A SATERDAY, so she could yell at me and the rest of the cast and crew. ON A SATERDAY. Plus I had to act nice and pleasant with all the jerks and drama Queens ON A SATERDAY!!!!!!!! I can't wait till this all ends. So I can sleep on A SATERDAY and not be yelled at ON A SATERDAY and not have to act nice to the jerks and drama queens ON A SATERDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Poor Kid

So my little sister showed me this video on YouTube called Dave after dentist or something like. It has this kid who had to be drudged for something is in the car coming home and he's freaking out and all his parents are doing is video taping him!
And then, to make them seem like worse parents, they post it on YouTube so his peers can use it against him! child protection services should already be at those people's front door.
And one more thing, If any of you ever video tape me while I'm high or drunk or something and place on YouTube, I will KILL you! This goes out to Micah because she is the most likely to be high with me and cause she has a video camera.

Random-ness: Bolt!

You know the Disney movie Bolt? And you know that part when Rhino is about to join the team? I have that dialogue memorized!
Bolt-The Road will be rough,
Rhino- I have A ball
Bolt- There's no turning back
Rhino-I guess I'll just go with the punches
Bolt- Easy won't be a part of the equation
Rhino-Is that a Promise?
Bolt- We're going to the belly of the beast, Danger in every turn
Rhino-i eat Danger For breakfast!
Bolt- Rhino Are you hungry?
Rhino-Starving!


I know. I'm a loser.

My life And other things people don't care about: My New Obsession

I have a new obsession. Yes, it has to do with books. I have fell in love with the Harry Potter books. Now I know why it's a best-seller. They're freaking amazing! I have only read 1-3 because my neighbor has them and said I could borrow them, but she left town earlier than she was suppose to so now I am book-less. People who know me know what a terrible plight this is for me, so now i am writing on my blog to keep from going insane because my sister are pushing me off the chair of sanity! Plus, I really want to read the next book in the series, so I'm going mad from that too. So to entertain myself, I am going to rate books on a scale from * to *****.

***Ella Enchanted. It was a good book. My favorite for many years, but I out grew it.
*Memoirs of A Geisha. The book was interesting enough, but then the girl got stupid and I can't stand stupid people.
*********************************************The Inkheart Trilogy. Earns The Most Freaking' Amazing Books Ever Award. Had the best ending I have ever read in my entire life. It also has the best writing I have ever read.
************* The 1-800-Where-R-you series. First of all, There by Meg Cabot and anything by Meg Cabot is awesome. Secondly, It's about an @#$ kicking' girl with ESP (xtra super powers) and whats more amazing than that? (besides hot British soccer players)
*************The Mediator series. Ditto.
************* Maximum Ride Series. Take Meg Cabot out of the last two and replace it with James Patterson and you've got the same thing.
*******sisters Grimm. Love the twisted Fairy tales, hate having to wait for the next book.
***********************************Harry Potter (the books I've read so far). All I can say is AWESOME.

Cooking Lizzie style: Cereal

Many people believe that cereal is easy to make. IT IS SO NOT AS EASY AS IT SEEMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I usually don't eat breakfast so I didn't ever really practice making cereal because I was under the impression THAT IT WAS EASY! Anyway, I found out you can make a Hugh mess so, since I know some of you people, I am going to tell you how to make a bowl of cereal.

1. Get a Bowl (one without holes)
2. Get the Cereal (make sure it's cereal and not rice or something like that)
3. CAREFULLY PUT THE CEREAL IN THE BOWL!
4. find the milk (IF IT"S EXPIRED DON"T USE IT)
5. pour milk into the bowl (try not to spill it all over the table)
6. Get a spoon. ( it's the round one without the holes Toby)
7. Eat WITHOUT HURTING YOURSELF (Toby)

Things That erk me off the chair of sanity

1. People how say I'm rich just to make my life seem so much easier than theirs. My Life is fairly nice, but it's not easier than theirs (most of the time)
2. People who ruin their phone so they can get a new one!!!!!! PEOPLE THAT IS TOTALLY STUPID, BRATTY, AND SELFISH!!! a FAMILY OF 6 IN HAITI COULD FEED THEMSELVES ON THE MONEY YOU SPEND ON 5 NEW CELLPHONES A YEAR!! BTW, I did not purposely destroy my phone AND i didn't get a new 1, i only have my moms old one because she was just about to get an up-grade.
3. People who think they're better than you because of their size, popularity, virginity status (as in no longer a virgin), athletic ability, grades, musical ability, Looks, and how many boyfriends they've had.
4. People who say I am lesbian because I don't want a boyfriend right now. I believe that we shouldn't be dating at our age because it just cause unneeded drama, pregnancy and abortion.
5. People who think it's o.k. to make others life a living hell.
6. People who blame me for something I didn't do without any Prof that i did it.
7. People who abort their babies. I don't care if you can't take care of it, YOU were Stupid to have sex in the first place, with or without protection. The baby shouldn't be punished for your mistake. Think about it, you might be killing the next Mother Teresa or Gandhi or Thomas Edison. If you can't take care of it, put it up for adoption.
8. People who tell me I'm dumb for believing in Jesus. I would rather belive in something good instead of something horrible.
9. My mom constant nagging.
10. My sisters ( I have 4 sisters who won't LEAVE ME ALONE)

Clueless

Today, My english teacher left a note on the door to meet at a different room. When me and two other people went there, this crazy thing happened: Our English teacher was in there! Weird right? So we were all waiting there for the rest of the class to come for like 5 minutes after the bell. My teacher went to our normal room and Lo behold! there was the rest of the class with the note on the door, in plain sight. This is a classic example of the kind of people I have to go to school with. I'm not asking for much, I just want people to accuqire some common sense.

Random-ness: Friends The show

There's this awesome show called Friends and there's a character that's totally clueless and fun like MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. She's my bestest buddy!

My life and other things people don't care about: Preformance finals

In my drama class we were assigined to get to groups of twos or threes, pick out a sence to perform and have it memerizied and almost perfect in two months. Sounds easy, right? It was. The play's were easy and she gave us about 45 school days to do it. Most of my group ( one of the girls in my group spent all her time telling us about her "boyfriends" and other crap that wasn['t true and boy did it get on my nerves)had it memerized by the third week because we stayed on track and didn't goof off like most of the groups. And you could tell when we did class preformnces.

Anyway, today was the finals. Me and my group went first and we did pretty good job in my humble opion. Then this one girl i really don't like, Hailey (she one of those rude mood-swings pretend to be emo/goth girls) went up with this other boy i don't like to do their play. They had spent the whole 45 school days ethier making-out or not talking to each other. And, Lo behold, they couldn't even get passed the first 3 mintues of their play. I hate those kind of people who don't even try.

You Know What's Weird: Christmas version

2. Alabama was the first state to recognize Christmas as an official holiday, and the tradition began in 1836.

3. In 1647, the English parliament passed a law made Christmas illegal. The Puritan leader Oliver Cromwell, who considered feasting and revelry on what was supposed to be a holy day to be immoral, banned the Christmas festivities. The ban was lifted only when Cromwell lost power in 1660. (And it took them 13 years to get rid of the doof? Jeez!)

4. Michigan has no official state song, but one, ‘Michigan, My Michigan,’ is frequently used. The words were written in 1863, and the melody used is that of the Christmas song “O Tannenbaum”. (Leave it to Michigan to have no imagination)

5. Franklin Pierce was the first president to decorate an official White House Christmas tree. (Do you think he did it personally? What about all those White House decorator duded?)

6. Electric Christmas lights were first used in 1854. (Which the fire department was very happy about.)

7. One town in Indiana is called Santa Claus. There is also a Santa, Idaho. (Talk about Santa coming to town.)

8. The Puritans forbade the singing of Christmas carols. (I wonder what they thought of beat poetry.)

9. America’s official national Christmas tree is located in King’s Canyon National Park in California. The tree, a giant sequoia called the “General Grant Tree”, is over 90 meters (300 feet) high, and was made the official Christmas tree in 1925. (And no doubt we’re paying that electric bill somehow.)

10. The first department store to feature a visit with Santa was the J. W. Parkinson’s store in Philadelphia in 1841. Astonishingly, no other department stores copied this event until 1890 when a store in Boston repeated it. Before long lines of children formed at stores across America to sit on Santa’s lap and tell him their Christmas wish list. The department store Santa has been immortalized in films such as Miracle on 34th Street and Christmas Story. (You’d think a store that innovative would still be around today.)

11. The most popular Christmas song of all time is Bing Crosby’s version of “White Christmas.” And “Silent Night”-arguably the most recognizable Christmas hymn-was written in 1818, by an Austrian pastor, Joseph Mohr. As Christmas Eve came, that year, the organ in his church was broken, so together with his friend, Franz Gruber, he wrote this new tune for the service that night, and played it on his guitar for his congregation.

12. “Jingle Bells” was originally written for a Thanksgiving celebration, in 1857.

13. The Christmas abbreviation-Xmas-is thought by some to be sacreligious, but in fact the first letter of the Greek word for Christ is chi, which is X. Before the invention of the printing press, “Xmas” was often used, in print, to save time and ink.

14. We celebrate Christmas on December 25th because in the fourth century, Pope Julius I announced that Christ’s official birthday would be December 25th. Prior to his ruling there had been a great deal of confusion. No-one was certain about the year, let alone the month or the day. (So, due to mass Alzheimer’s, the Pope picked a random date?)